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Why’s there no Arsenal supporting Ryanair pilots?

Because they don’t know where Europe is.

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4. What do you call someone who was born inside a car but suffocated and died outside?

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5. A philosopher, a quantum physicist, a feminist and an ICE agent all spot a Mexican pitbull stuck on a tree.

The philosopher asks, "Why is it there?" The quantum physicist asks, "How is it there?" The feminist asks, "How is she there?" The ICE agent asks, "Permission to open fire?"

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